Manager Hernández Told to Take a Hike by Nintendo Saturday, March 30th , 2058
You have to win to keep your job. Such is the way of professional sports.
These thoughts had to be going through Nintendo fans' heads today upon hearing their manager Rich Hernández had been let go.
The Bros. simply hadn't performed up to expectations since bringing Hernández aboard. No successor has yet been named, though Nintendo GM Joe Unknown assured the media a shortlist of candidates had been compiled and was being acted upon. He said the Nintendo Bros. would have a new manager within a week.